Funny Frog Sign - Woodland Mushroom Decor - Introvert Small Talk Humor Wall Hanging - Door Hanger

Bring a dose of woodland whimsy and introvert humor into your home with this engraved wooden sign. Featuring a grumpy little frog in a mushroom cap, surrounded by forest fungi and stars, it reads: “Visitors will be used for awkward small talk practice.” Each sign is laser-engraved on wood, creating a rustic yet detailed design that fits perfectly with cottagecore, witchy, and woodland-inspired spaces. It’s a playful piece that makes a great conversation starter (or a warning sign for unwelcome chatter). Perfect as: A gift for introverts and small talk haters Cottagecore or woodland home décor A quirky office, entryway, or living room accent A funny housewarming or friendship gift Details: Material: Solid wood, laser engraved Finish: Hand-painted black background with natural wood engraving (colors may vary slightly) Handmade in my small shop with love, sass, and a touch of woodland magic. 📏 Sizing Options Standard: ~8 inches diameter Large: ~10 inches diameter Need something custom? Send a message and I’ll size it to fit your style.